You’re mid-scroll. You’re halfway through an iced chai. You’re making payroll in your head while trying to remember if you moved money to the tax account.

Cozy aesthetic photo of a woman holding a cup of tea.

THEN— DING!

(It’s me, in your phone, helping you think clearly and move confidently when the financial noise gets loud.)

THE HOTLINE IS A LITTLE CHAOTIC. A LITTLE POETIC. A LOT USEFUL.
Bright photo of an alcoholic drink with a slice of orange in it.

What you might get from me:

• a spicy “wrong answers only” list of what not to do with your business money

• a soft reminder that your Profit First percentages are supposed to evolve

• a 30-second voice memo explaining why your cash flow’s been off lately

• a breakdown of how to think about tax extensions without spiraling

• a mid-afternoon nudge to reconcile just one transaction before you go sit in the sun

• a pep talk about why testing new systems doesn’t mean you “wasted” money — it means you’re trying

Sometimes I drop a voicemail.

Sometimes I drop a truth bomb.

Sometimes I drop a PDF.

Maybe the next plot twist is that you text me back.

Join the list.

Text HOTGIRL to
+1 (205) 535 1850.