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Hitting 7 figs and maintaining 7 figs are very different. It’s honestly less about cash injections and launches that *blip* you into 7 figs temporarily and more about stewardship and management.

Performing as a 7 fig CEO is literal clown work

Most bookkeepers just send you a PnL and peace out until next month. 👀

That’s why, every month, I zoom all the way in:

• What changed by more than 10%?
• What increased without revenue increasing?
• What’s happening insi

Most of us didn’t build our businesses to pay everyone except ourselves, we built them to be well-paid leaders who get to take a breath between launches.

This is why we look at revenue tiers differently inside the Velvet Boardroom.

“Wh

The CEOs who looked at their 2025 numbers and said ‘yeahhhh we’re not doing another year of confusion.’

I’m opening the books for new CFO + bookkeeping clients, and if you want 2026 to be your grown-up CEO era, this is your

People will talk endlessly about 5-figure days and 6-figure launches but go suspiciously silent when it’s time to talk about their Stripe loans, their take home pay, or the fact that that “$1M year” sometimes looks like “$5k i

Hitting 7 figs and maintaining 7 figs are very different. It’s honestly less about cash injections and launches that *blip* you into 7 figs temporarily and more about stewardship and management.

Performing as a 7 fig CEO is literal clown work

Most bookkeepers just send you a PnL and peace out until next month. 👀

That’s why, every month, I zoom all the way in:

• What changed by more than 10%?
• What increased without revenue increasing?
• What’s happening insi

Most of us didn’t build our businesses to pay everyone except ourselves, we built them to be well-paid leaders who get to take a breath between launches.

This is why we look at revenue tiers differently inside the Velvet Boardroom.

“Wh

The CEOs who looked at their 2025 numbers and said ‘yeahhhh we’re not doing another year of confusion.’

I’m opening the books for new CFO + bookkeeping clients, and if you want 2026 to be your grown-up CEO era, this is your

People will talk endlessly about 5-figure days and 6-figure launches but go suspiciously silent when it’s time to talk about their Stripe loans, their take home pay, or the fact that that “$1M year” sometimes looks like “$5k i