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In honor of Sabrina Carpenter trending on Threads for her controversial? album cover and it being the last day to enroll in Elite Access…

I made memes. Obviously.

Because what else are you supposed to do when your clients are stabilizing the

You look rich.
But does your business feel like it can hold you?

Does your profit feel clean?
Do your numbers make sense?
Are you paid well enough to keep showing up for this?

Elite Access is for the high-earning founder who’s tired of duct-t

Elite Access is now open.

This is a private coaching container for the founder who’s been carrying a business that looks successful from the outside but still feels financially chaotic on the inside.

You’ve built the thing, the money&rs

I built elite access for the ones who carry a lot and don’t always have somewhere to set it down.

I built it for the founders whose businesses are “working” but the numbers still feel like a secret they’re afraid to open.

Th

Money is innately intimate.

every swipe, every invoice ignored, every late-night cart left full...

it's a mirror.

but when you stop flinching and start leaning in?

when you run your fingers through your finances like a lover you actually trust?

my books are balanced but my soul is on do not disturb
monday is for sipping, not solving.

In honor of Sabrina Carpenter trending on Threads for her controversial? album cover and it being the last day to enroll in Elite Access…

I made memes. Obviously.

Because what else are you supposed to do when your clients are stabilizing the

You look rich.
But does your business feel like it can hold you?

Does your profit feel clean?
Do your numbers make sense?
Are you paid well enough to keep showing up for this?

Elite Access is for the high-earning founder who’s tired of duct-t

Elite Access is now open.

This is a private coaching container for the founder who’s been carrying a business that looks successful from the outside but still feels financially chaotic on the inside.

You’ve built the thing, the money&rs

I built elite access for the ones who carry a lot and don’t always have somewhere to set it down.

I built it for the founders whose businesses are “working” but the numbers still feel like a secret they’re afraid to open.

Th

Money is innately intimate.

every swipe, every invoice ignored, every late-night cart left full...

it's a mirror.

but when you stop flinching and start leaning in?

when you run your fingers through your finances like a lover you actually trust?

my books are balanced but my soul is on do not disturb
monday is for sipping, not solving.

$The hot girls have spoken: they’re ready for flirty & functional financial support. ~ So here’s what I’m serving up.. 🍒 the Velvet Boardroom - a bespoke blend of fractional CFO support and full-service bookkeeping. Think m$

You can’t scale like a CEO if you’re spending like you’re in a situationship with your cashhhh 👀

Be honest with yourself...are you the toxic one?

We’re leaving behind that 11pm *did i pay that invoice?!* spiral for good.

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I support all love, but especially the love between a gay CEO and their custom financial dashboard.