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You’d never hand your brand to a designer who doesn’t understand your voice.

Why treat your numbers any different?
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Three months of baby snuggles without your Stripe app giving you a heart attack is possible. Stop waiting for the perfect time and start planning instead.

Step 1: Cash Buffer → Calculate 3 months of owner pay + ops costs.

Step 2: Offer Flow &r
Would you ever attempt a challenge like this?? 

🐆🍒🤎💋
Stop asking how to “make more.” Ask how to keep more. Stop asking if you can “afford” a hire. Ask what breaks if you don’t. Stop asking for certainty. Ask for guidance.
Love you, mean it ✌🏻💋🤎🐆🍒
You’d never hand your brand to a designer who doesn’t understand your voice.

Why treat your numbers any different?
🐆🤎💋🍒😈
Three months of baby snuggles without your Stripe app giving you a heart attack is possible. Stop waiting for the perfect time and start planning instead.

Step 1: Cash Buffer → Calculate 3 months of owner pay + ops costs.

Step 2: Offer Flow &r
Would you ever attempt a challenge like this?? 

🐆🍒🤎💋
Stop asking how to “make more.” Ask how to keep more. Stop asking if you can “afford” a hire. Ask what breaks if you don’t. Stop asking for certainty. Ask for guidance.
Love you, mean it ✌🏻💋🤎🐆🍒
I built the CFO Snack for the week you decide to stop dragging around the money story that you’re too busy to focus on your finances. 

I won’t ask you to journal about your beliefs when what you really need is to get your ass in gear and
You may have felt the whisper (or even the avalanche) of a change since you first started interacting with the Hot Girl CFO™… 

A shift toward better decisions with money. More awareness when you’re tempted to put a personal purcha
This is your high-touch, high-standard, no-crusty-spreadsheet CFO partnership. Starting at $4,499/month, you get full-spectrum financial support that’s actually built for how your brain works and how your business scales.

It’s giving:

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