Meaghan, Fractional CFO, posing on a tennis court.

NOT YOUR DADDY’S CRUSTY, DUSTY CFO

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founder, money nerd, cozy gamer

Meaghan, the Hot Girl CFO, standing in front of a white board. She's wearing a pink sweater and a black skirt. She has her hand behind her head and is looking directly into the camera.

MEET MEAGHAN

I'm Meaghan, your local hot girl CFO 🤠

The vibes are immaculate over here; feminist, girl's girl, and fierce advocate for womxn's rights, queer rights, land back, and financial equity through an anticapitalist lens. I'm literally obsessed with creating financial systems that don't require you to sell your soul.

When I'm not transforming CEOs' relationships with their money, catch me playing Sims 4, reading spicy novels that would make your grandmother blush, and watching ASMR to calm my chaotic brain.

I fear I'm about to change your entire relationship with your money. While my story has its moments, yours is the one I'm actually insane about. Your ambitions, your empire, your vision. All of it deserves financial strategies that aren't giving boring accountant energy.

I work with:

  
    
  
      PURPOSE-DRIVEN CEOS.
      WOMEN FOUNDERS.
      CREATIVES.
      SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS.
      FREELANCERS & INDEPENDENTS.
      FEMMES IN FINANCE.
      DISRUPTORS.
      ARTISTS.
      PEOPLE WITH BIG DREAMS.
      MULTI-BIZ ENTREPRENEURS.
      THOUGHT LEADERS.
      CONSCIOUS CONTENT CREATORS.
      LUXURY SERVICE PROVIDERS.
    


  
  

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WORKING WITH ME IS LIKE:

My process is streamlined because I have implemented a few failproof features in my CFO partnerships. My energy isn’t frenetic or fractured, it’s focused & clear & my clients respond to that.

We kick things off with a casual conversation. Goals, gaps, wins, worries, what’s working, what’s not, and whether this feels right. Never any pressure or judgement.
Once we’re official, I roll up my sleeves and audit your setup. Bookkeeping, systems, habits, goals. We’ll spot what’s solid, what’s shaky, and what’s straight-up leaking money.
I craft a plan that fits you, not some cookie-cutter template. Cash flow clarity, profit strategy, aligned budgeting. Bespoke, just for you, cutie.
Whether it’s a one-time service or a longer partnership, I’m right there with you. Helping you implement, adjust, and evolve as your business grows.
Together, we track wins, increase profit, and make sure your money feels aligned with your values. This is where the magic happens ✨
You’ll watch your confidence grow alongside your bank account. Cue the champagne and the feeling of finally being the financial badass you were always meant to be.