NOT YOUR DADDYβS CRUSTY, DUSTY CFO
founder, money nerd, cozy gamer
MEET MEAGHAN
THE WOMAN BEHIND THE NUMBERS
I'm Meaghan, your local hot girl CFO π€
The vibes are immaculate over here; feminist, girl's girl, and fierce advocate for womxn's rights, queer rights, land back, and financial equity through an anticapitalist lens. I'm literally obsessed with creating financial systems that don't require you to sell your soul.
When I'm not transforming CEOs' relationships with their money, catch me playing Sims 4, reading spicy novels that would make your grandmother blush, and watching ASMR to calm my chaotic brain.
I fear I'm about to change your entire relationship with your money. While my story has its moments, yours is the one I'm actually insane about. Your ambitions, your empire, your vision. All of it deserves financial strategies that aren't giving boring accountant energy.
I work with:
WORKING WITH ME IS LIKE:
WORKING WITH ME IS LIKE:
My process is streamlined because I have implemented a few failproof features in my CFO partnerships. I cultivate close relationships with your OBMs, VAs, & EAs who usually have quicker access. My energy is not frenetic or fractured. It is focused & clear & my clients respond to that.
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We kick things off with a casual conversation. Goals, gaps, wins, worries, whatβs working, whatβs not, and whether this feels right. No pressure or judgement, just real talk between two CEOs.
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Once weβre official, I roll up my sleeves and audit your setup. Bookkeeping, systems, habits, goals. Weβll spot whatβs solid, whatβs shaky, and whatβs straight-up leaking money.
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I craft a plan that fits you, not some cookie-cutter template. Cash flow clarity, profit strategy, aligned budgeting. Bespoke, just for you, cutie.
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Whether itβs a one-time service or a longer partnership, Iβm right there with you. Helping you implement, adjust, and evolve as your business grows.
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Together, we track wins, increase profit, and make sure your money feels aligned with your values. This is where the magic happens, watching your confidence grow alongside your bank account. Cue the champagne and the feeling of finally being the financial badass you were always meant to be.
YOU CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF,
YOU CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF,
I donβt expect my 7-figure clients who own multiple businesses to be available to:
πΈ SEND ME STATEMENTS
πΈ HAVE TIME FOR A BUNCH OF 2FA CODES
πΈ ANSWER A TON OF QUESTIONS ABOUT STATEMENTS
πΈ SEND ME RECEIPTS FOR TRANSACTIONS EVERY MONTH