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Feb 10
Written by Rachel Onassis
Rachel Onassis https://www.onassiswebmedia.com
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TOO MANY CEOs come to me in a pickle 🥒

They have clients (great) but they’re working 12 hours a day (not great) so they can’t take any more clients which means they can’t make any more money (also not great).

They have no cash fl
If you

* ignore emails for 3 weeks
* venmo yourself randomly
* use one card for literally everything (personal + biz)
* open new credit cards without a word
* send screenshots instead of statements

it might not be your bookkeeper who’s the pr
1% compounding daily interest in aura 🍒✨📈
The rich are not over here being humble about their portfolios. Maybe not at the country club (they have their own weird decorum rules that we’ll dismantle another day), but with their advisors, tax pros, and wealth managers.

The rich have &ld
Creaky floors I can handle. A tax bill that's been creeping up on you since March is a different kind of scary 👻

Link in boo 😚
Confession: I made this carousel after a week of watching smart, gorgeous founders make huge money decisions on vibes alone

I'm looking for three founders who are ready to commit to a CFO for real. You're past $500K, you've got a couple LLCs and a f
Same trip, same tan, just a much smaller tax bill 🥂

Comment TRAVEL to get my biz travel write-off guide in your DMs.

Because hot girls travel often and write that shit off their taxes ✈️